February 2012
WHAT IF
eridolf-hitlora: everybodyska: heyitspj: lemonyfreshvictory: m4ge: ghostleadermorty: ghostleadermorty: nocauseforalarm: ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN” AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE” imagine nepeta’s ancestor :33< get bent cUNT DESTROYER, wwe can pull through evverybody wwe...
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this could potentially be a hilarious story:... →
walliard: wellmanicuredman: wellmanicuredman: doublejoeseven: landofthoughtandflow: Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall never work on me! Yes. This is good…. They’re more afraid of you than you are of them, because you are a gazillion times their size....
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The Homestuck tag seems broken for me.
This is sadder than you think.
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kingcheddarxvii: goodson: is there a single person in the entire world who enjoyed the last airbender movie Yes.
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Spiders on my dash!
wellmanicuredman: doublejoeseven: landofthoughtandflow: Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall never work on me! Yes. This is good. I see you chose the right side. *stares deep into WMM’s soul* Your pro-arachnid propaganda will not prevail Mr. Man! don’t judge a...
Feb 28th
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I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
Feb 28th
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“haha god i kind of view the homestuck fandom as a tiny really excited little...”
– david, on the homestuck fandom and updates (via zzazu)
Feb 28th
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doctorkibbles: readmore please work Read More Yes. Write it. This would rock, oh my god.
Feb 27th
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ignite my fuckin crotch: notcuddles:... →
doctorkibbles: nutumprovocans: notcuddles: squintyoureyes: CBS has cast Lucy Liu as Watson in “Elementary” Further proof that CBS’ in-the-works Sherlock Holmes reboot will take the iconic franchise in a radical new direction: The network has cast Lucy Liu as Watson!  TVLine has learned that Liu has been tapped to play Watson toJonny Lee Miller‘s Sherlock in Elementary, the network’s...
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Music Group
larkmordancy: Okay, so it looks like there’s a fair amount of interest in doing this music group, and that’s fantastic! The MSPA Fan Musicians tag looks like a good place to set this up, so I’ve got the guidelines all set there. Feel free to join if you’d like, and let’s get some music up for review! Clarification Edit: Basically, there are no requirements to participate. All you need to do is...
Feb 27th
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Spiders on my dash!
doctorkibbles: landofthoughtandflow: Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall never work on me! Note to self: don’t click to view these images. Not worth it. At all. Ever. D: Sorry Katie! In hindsight it was incredibly dumb of me to go searching for all these truthful...
Feb 27th
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Spiders on my dash!
Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall never work on me!
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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teaisjesus: omfg it started raining outside, and i have my window open to try and keep my room cool, and this cat not my cat this stray fucking cat just crawled in to my room through my window and bit my toes
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Dante Basco: I’m caught up… I can’t believe I had... →
rufiozuko: I’m caught up… I can’t believe I had to go back and reread everything… I guess that’s par for the course here in Homestuck. I was just playing beats on the MPC. Things are starting to shape up around here… Thanks for all the help so far. My eyelids are starting to get heavy again and looks like I… Can’t not reblog.
Feb 26th
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Please tell me I'm not the only one?
Where one moment, you’re like, “I don’t need to be in a relationship! I’m a free bitch, baby!” Then there are days like, “I just want someone to fuck.” Then there are times like, “I want someone to talk to and cuddle with. Why am I so repulsive?” It’s like every other damn week I change my mind. And it really pisses me off to the point where I am confused about everything.
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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its-not-delivery-its-homestuck: I wonder how Dante is going to react seeing himself as a troll  I hope no one spoils this for him.
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evangelineviola: victorian slang is the fucking greatest for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang because both are frequently felt
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Listenbroagunk: asdfkhwerkgrthw What am I doing with...
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...did the game just end?
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rageStuck: RE: A bunch of vriska words from like... →
ragestuck: contraplebicism submitted: 2012-02-24 05:53 So I was bored and reading through your archives when I saw the back and forth btwn you and someone else regarding Vriska’s development. This got me thinking, one thing I’ve noticed a lot of in discussions of Vriska’s character and downfall is that… I still can’t seem to reblog whole posts even after it’s been...
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oh man sakuya is the only other bird on the...
and he won’t even let me the the treasurer he wants me to be the vice president the robin to his batman, if you will
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